My name is Cliff Note Reynolds, I'd like to say hello,
You're tuning in now, at the beginning of the show,
I'm gonna be rappin' this large story to you,
done simply, usually in verses of two.

To keep track of the story may be very challenging,
the story itself may be emotions-damaging.
So before we've begun I'd like to say salutation,
of the story of one guy of a particular nation.

*boop-boop-kshee, kshee boop-boop-boop-kshee*

So, this Meteor comes in, from outer space,
digs into a hill, deep in a planet's face.
This little dude is sle-pin' happily,
while in comes crashing harsh re-al-i-ty.

Some farm folks are just sittin' around,
when dude's meteor crashes into the ground.

They see that dude exit the meteorite,
His brain assimilates everything in sight.

*boop-boop-kshee, boop-boop, kshee*

Wrike sees the room before without his eyes,
a girl is woke up, with a semi-surprise.

Jeanna introduces herself, Wrike sees her colors true,
but "what why how" is the thing he cannot do!

Wrike knows naught what started this shebang,
but Jeanna offers to tell'm the whole thang. 

"One star, got too big, can't hold its heat
Five gods come along and change its beat

"Now a planet, created by five gods
but Deihar is the one deserving tons of lauds!"

Jeanna offers Wrike to be his girlfriend,
but Wrike says this early start is will abruptly end.

Wrike tries to offer an apology,
But stays firm; but kind'a, not she.

Wrike stutters, trying to explain;
silently Jeanne suffers, hiding her pain.

Wrike is asleep, but what he sees,
is barely visible to us: [Draw better, please!]

*boop-boop-kshee, boop-boop-bo-WickaWicka*

Jeanna and another are at the breakfast table,
Wrike is up and out of bed, as soon as he was able.

A new guy is happy to see that Wrike awoke,
a little bit insecure, this guy spoke.

Questioning Wrike's ability to eat,
but Wrike now learns (an amazing feat!).

"I'm Robert." He says, "And who might you be?
I run this church, how it came to you will see!"

*boop boop, Boop-boop-boop Wicka*

Dad is a good guy, arguing about stuff,
Mom lays back, letting them Religion-Ruff.

But one day and outt'a the blue,
three guys came out to run them through.

"Yo Women and the greens, hand over 'da dough!"
But Dad decided to show them 'fo.

Dad fights the night and puts his ass down,
choppin' that head whichs plops on the ground.

The shield causes the fireball blast from that stupid mage,
to blow back at him, Robert's mind on a new page.

"It's the unity that strives" Robert thought anew,
but that fighter thief just ran Dad through.

Robert's mind (Now newly reborn),
crushed that thief with its tons of scorn.

*Boop boop kshee, boop boop k-k-kshee*

"That's a boring story" Wrike slept through instead,
and insulted Robert's hat, proving emotions dead.

"But wait you smartass! How come you can pun,
when your mind, our language, has recently won?"

"He's a god!" Jeanna speaks, "He's suspicious!" Robert decrees,
"I don't want to talk about it," Wrike vocally flees.

"How about the nearby town?" Robert suggests,
"I want to see that thing I landed in." Wrike guessed.

So the INTRO of the RPG is over, onto chapter two.
The fighting begins, yet Wrike knows naught to do.

*Wicka-wicka-wicka-wicka-boopboopboop*

Wrike finds some Battle Claws, and an Item Belt too,
Wrike is upset that Robert curtly resumes anew.

Wrike is just walkin' across the lan',
when a monster encounter starts its plan!

This is the first battle of Z-squared-ero,
Wrike gains strength fast: he's a hero.

Battle End, the Party Won,
Wrike learned Rock, all up levels some.

"This is Havenburg, Wrike! I guess we have some fans."
Robert said as self-convinced as he can.

"THERE'S ROBERT" a scream, and soon a mob,
Wrike look at Robert had done its poignant job.

"Ta-Ta Marie is a fan of Hat-Boy Bob, as plainly as can see,
"But Bobby boy just fakes that he's happy."

Wrike's statement, aside to Jeanna,
set her wondering about Wrike, 'What kind'a man'a?"

Robert finds that the village is in trouble,
Robert gets supplies and sets out right on the double,

Wrike is Confused, and Jeanna is dazed,
Robert got tons of pastries in his craze.

*boop boop kshee boop boop ba-boop*

Into the cave, it's pretty small
, Rob is still havin' a ball:
"I have a funny hat and that is com-e-dic!!"
Wrike says, "Rob, you're just a stupid dick. ~_~"

Two paths split up the cave and the party,
"The Right end is Dead", "That WE will see."

So the party split up into two ways, maybe it's fate?
As the cave led right to a deadly date.

An Orb in a room, mysterious you may say,
Wrike sets off its alarm: first boss battle today! 

Wrike attacks the Orb, it does jack,
but it's really settin' up its first attack!

Red Orb makes Red Fuzzes, this makes sense to Wrike,
But Wrike can't attack the orb, so R-Fuzz he does strike!

Karate R-Fuzz, yes they are, Kickin High and Kickin' low,
Wrike is hit so many times his exhaustion begins to show.

Wrike uses Rock which strikes one enemy class,
but three of the four still have some sass,

The Orb is Blue now, with a lightning flash,
Wrike hangs on by a thread 'cause he's bad-ass.

Jeanna and Robert hear the sounds of the fight,
pick up their heels and take to flight.
"We're comin' Wrike, we hope you're all right!"

Another Round, Wrike is nearly dead,
so sweet buns will repair his head.
Kung-Fu Fribbles dent his face,
Blue Orb fires lightning all over 'da place.

Jeanna and Rob run to save,
While the Orb turns into yellow rave.

Orb powers up, and nearly kills our friend,
yet it strangely misses him, and misses his end.

The beam powers up, and will not fail,
Wrike is shot, yet does not release a wail.
It seems that Wrike is nearly dead,
But, Jeanna saves him, so he can fight instead.

Three fight but Rob is scathed,
and again by Jeanna they are saved,
the orb is not done, it has a last attack to do,
so the source of green Fuzzes becomes one too!

Combined attack power brings close the fuzz's defeat,
Jeanna uses water, Wrike 'n Rob use of the WreckBot (Elite).
Slash and Pop! constitutes the end of the battle,
the orb is smashed, Wrike's nerves are rattled. ^_^;

Wrike's power doubles, and all become stronger,
they return to town, to stay no longer!
Wrike receieved pads to help his defense,
yet two remain unfound and possibilities extense.

They return to town, and SCREAM for Rob again,
Rob diverts their attention to a new hero 'his friend'.

They have a celebration!  Wrike admonishes Rob,
Jeanna sighs at the two, and at the end of that job.

Night has come, and the party is on,
but Wrike doesn't participate, his attention long gone.

Jeanna sits, sits, and sits, with something on her mind,
she can't tell Wrike though, the strength she cannot find.

Wrike complains about the world in its whole being,
As suggested goes to bed, after his exhaustion she is seeing.
Rob comes along and asks for the seat,
Jeanna obliges so she can be comfy: Talking is a feat.

Rob talks about the party, and where Wrike has gone,
Jeanna 'feels guilty', "To bed, the night was long."
Rob senses her guilt, and yells to "FEAR NOT!"
She misinterprets his saying and points out the raw thought.
"May I join you in bed?" Ta-ta Marie suggests,
Rob declines and flies off, Jeanna also rests.

*Boop ba kshee-k-k "ooooEEEEEEEEEoooo-ooooh!" (Dr. Who sound)*

Wrike is just lyin' in bed,
but his spirit's flyin' off instead.

Whoah whoah, what's happenin' here?
A dog in space, no sense of fear?

"Who, who, what are you?"
"I'm your spirit guide, ya foo!

Wolf: "You're on the astral plane, right now,
"So I can help you see just how
"You're in danger. Danger! Danger, Wrike dude!
"Some more guys in meteors gonn'a make you their food!"

Wrike: "What 'chu talkin' bout, strange wolf I see?"
Wolf: "These new badguys will be the end of thee!"

Wrike: "Word! o_o!"

While not projectin', Rob and Jeanna,
They're dreamin' up their wishes! Couldn't see it? DUH!

Back in his body, Wrike does go,
to get some rest for to-morro-ow.

But little does he know, or perhaps too much?
That the two meteors he saw came down in a rush.

Big blast of light, made everyone awake,
Wrike can't sleep: He knows what's at stake.